Lets recapitulate the shit, best of 2014

Year 2014 was a piece of shit garbage, a poor display of slowly decaying human race. But we shall still look back and remember the shit we witnessed.

Best games of 2014 guys, hold your fedoras, this will be a hurricane.

Planet Side 2! Yes, Planet Side 2, great graphics, deep multiplayer experience, various weapons, pointless hours of long battles and such shit. Next game, Sims 4. Throw super nude patchTM into that shit and you can fap while playing. I wuz bangin’ all bitchez in da neighbourhood, just like I do it in real life, believe dat son! Number three is South Park: The Stick of Truth, daz rite, hey cartman, what man, I farted, lol, rofl, you know. And that’s all folks, no more porky pig fellas. I played some shit like Far Cry 4, what a fucking shit, or Watch Dogs – every mission is the same shit over and over and that faggot Aiden was pissing me off. Lets move to second category…

Best movies of 2014, hold your fedora Hollywood, I downloaded all your movies from bittorrent.

All rite, I saw 300 Rise of an empire, not very memorable, it was liek a summer roller coaster ride with big pack of candy floss. Second piece was once again with the same pair of titties – Sin City A Dame to Kill For. Not superior to the first movie, but Jessica looked better than ever before. In summer I was watchin’ that scientology piece of shit copying Groundhog Day, On teh edge of tommorow with Tom Cruise. Not bad, truly not bad at all, but Bill fucking Murray rulez forever. But truly the best movie of 2014 and most surprising for me was Gun Woman with Asami in leading role. Low budget movie, I wasn’t expecting much, but it grabbed my balls liek dat bitch last nite, you know what I’m saying. The director has some talent, like really, give him more money for fucks sake! The last movie of 2014 I saw was ABCs of Death 2. Not sure if the new selection of shorties was better than in first movie, but some of them were pretty excellent and sick, but this tiem many were fucking garbage, liek that monochrome piece of shit with 3 prisoners on run with big noses, what the fuck was that? Some fucking grotesque or what? Lets move to another category.

Best music of 2014, hold your fedoras music publishers, I downloaded all your music in flac from bittorrent.

Best fuckin’ emi music award MTV goes to la la la la is teh motha focka BOJ, la la la Snoop Dog! Second place – Garry Glitter, do you wanna touch, ohhhh, do you wanna touch me there, yeah, yeah, oh yeah. Third place… drum solo… nobody was expecting this… my hands are shaking… Darude Sandstorm, ti ti ti ti di di di tit di di, dum drop dat base, di di di di dum dum di di di.

Best porn newcomer of 2014 – your mum.

Best TV Show of 2014 – “Za kačku svlíkačku”. Another czech “lets show the world why we are the number 1 exporter of porn” show. You call in, you can win some shit, but only sick twisted faggots are calling, they have the choice to choose from a price, or to order the girl undress some part of her clothes. These forever alone czech fappers always choose “panties down” or such shit. Really sad show.

Best internet events of 2014 – Teh fappening! OMG double W, all the girlies of holywood and other with their genitals and shit! I fapped, you fapped, we all fapped, fappening was like early christmas or that jew thing with candles, you know, because I don’t know, but we all fapped, shared these pictures and enjoyed them thoroughly. Second biggest event – gamergate! Fries and cheeseburger, Zoey and Vivian, 4chan exodus, mighty number 9, hashtag not your shield, gamers are dead, it’s all about ethics in game journalism… Shit was huge, and I told ya before gamergate, these cocksuckers sucks cocks in crossfire, 11/10 IGN, you know what I’m sayin’, doritos and people laughed when I said: “Fuck steam and deez bitchez.” Now you know the truth too, it’s an illuminadi thing. But don’t forget the “fuck her right in the pussy guy! “Well I was sitting on my porch and… fucked her right in the pussy.” Last best 2014 internet thingy – dogecoin! “To da moon, to da moon!”, they said. Never made it to the moon, I invested over 500 euro, have lost 489 euro on stock market, need more money, will sell my pants for a blowjob.

Mrostka on gamergate

I will start with a small retrospection of my life. I’ve become a gamer when I was 8 year old. I’ve played on such illegal devices like 8 bit NES in a Sega Mega drive bakelite shell. But that’s not important, I was raised on games like Super Mario, Contra, Super Contra, Contra 6 and other pirate modified versions. We never asked ourselves questions why is Mario rescuing princess in some fucking castle, we just cared about beating that fucking game. But now, it makes me feel sad to see current games and whole fucked up game industry.

In present we have two types of games – for dumb 12 year old and for dumb 16 year old. So I’m forced to play games from Illusion and that fucking beta-male shit called Planet Side 2. Guys, we’re making fucking beta test for them for free, we’re so fucking stupid, really. But what I want to say – now, when you’re making a game, everyone is looking at what you’re doing from behind your shoulder and talking bullshit about how you should make it. Who is looking? All sorts of groups of people with their own interests and goals. They want to put their fucking ideology, very dangerous ideology,  into game and use it as a brainwash device on poor youngsters. Poor youngsters with fucked-up brains.

When I heard about gamergate, Zoe Quinn incident and all that bullshit surrounding Mighty Number 9, my blood warped and boiled with rage. Don’t fucking dare put your fucking feminazi propaganda into our passion, our hobby – our games! Just like hippies have their radical part wooks, feminists have their radical members united under the battle-flags of feminazism. Those women clearly lost all signs of good sense. While feminists want some equality and that kind of shit, I’ll approve that with my both hands, feminazis are using twisted feminists ideology (just like terrorists using Islam in a wrong way, or how Nazis used Nietzsche’s philosophy for their own fucked up needs) to gain more privilege and benefits for themselves. That’s a no-no! Big no-no!

The main problem is that fucking mud in which is sinking current gaming. As we were witnesses, those so called “game journalists” are just hookers paid by gaming companies, or vice versa, game developers are hookers using their hooker skills to get shiny high score on their fucking game. Everyone knows everybody, it’s a goddamn illuminati thing. This whole thing is bigger than flippin’ watergate.

What I want to see – I want to see transparency and honesty on all fronts including game development, marketing and game journalism. I want to see people, working on behalf of the communists ideology hand in hand on their achievements. I don’t want see such bullshit like “There are 10 rocket scientists and they’re all men – that’s discrimination, rape and sexism, and I have no knowledge about rocket science, but I have vagina and therefore it is my right to become a rocket scientist, if you don’t allow me to work as a rocket engineer right now, your a fucking misogynist.” No-no.